Today I was jumping rope at the Chelsea Parks & Rec Center, waiting to get some drills in before running. There was an intense 3-on-3 going on, and my homeboy Marv walked in the gym to watch. One of the players scored, and Marv screamed out the defender, “Dag, you let a boxer give you buckets?” Then I’d remembered seeing the kid jumping rope himself when I had walked in. Marv continued, ” . . . And he ain’t won in four fights!” Ha ha ha! That was the best sideline burp I’d heard since the summer. You don’t always need an announcer on the mic to hear something dumb funny. SAY WORD!
What funny moments have you heard in the crowd lately?
November 3rd, 2009 at 11:12 am
Boo Boo the Fool says:
Man my homeboy told me about this league they playing in down in Baton Rouge, Louisiana and one of his teamates hit a couple jumpers and started talking noise to one of the white dudes on the other team. So the white dude doesnt react and calmly comes down and hits like 4 or 5 threes in the dudes grill and looks over at the dude an told em “oh no dont get quiet now, u gonna take this medicine” and then hit 3 more on his way to 35pts
November 4th, 2009 at 2:02 am
The Brooklyn Report says:
Has to go to Horse.He said this dude look like he wash his face with a dirty diaper.Also he said a girl look like Fantasia
November 13th, 2009 at 11:20 pm
AEP says:
I recall this pickup game in high school. We were all chillin’ on these bleachers right underneath the rim waiting on next. This loud mouth was talkin’ all kinds of noise walking up and down the side line in front of us just running his mouth. Meanwhile on the other side of the court this kid that played the forward position (he moved like Lambeer but no game) grabbed a rebound and launched a hail mary baseball pass down court to a guy that was always cherry picking. the ball went way past the target and flew directly into the side of the face of the kid that was running his yap non-stop. That was the hardest I’ve ever heard a rock connect face. Another kid on the court sprinted up to the loud mouth who at this point had his hand on his face and screamed right in his grill the following word… “SPALLLLL-DIIINGG, SPALLLLLL-DIIIING” it was hilarious. Immediately he tried to retalliate on the QB but everybody convinced him that it wasn’t his fault.