“Are You Challenging My Yo-Yo?” / Apr 15, 2008 / 10:00 am


ML King Playground, Foster Projects, Harlem USA

Ahh, last Thursday was pure bliss! Had been in Europe for a week and change and was fiending to play, and woke up to mid-60s weather. All afternoon I couldn’t wait to head out to what would be my first outdoor run of 2008. I hit the park on 114th and Lenox, once the Kingdome home before it moved 4 dribbles to the “Circle” in the middle of the projects where it became famous. Soon as I rolled up on my bike, I heard, “You wanna get in this 21?” “No doubt,” I shot back. It wouldn’t be the last words exchanged. Every court has a cat who claims it and feels wreckless in what they’ll say. I actually love it though, and take no offense to smack talking so long as it falls in the realm of ball. The host could back it though. He was a lefty with range, fade-aways, handle, dips, buttercups, fresh out of work still dressed in long pants to make it even seem more ridiculous that he was winning every game and couldn’t be guarded. His one hole? He couldn’t defend me either! I wasn’t warm at all, but enjoyed the playfullness that only 21 can present since you don’t have to pass to anyone plus can be double, even triple, teamed. No other game allows that. So eventually I got into my little shoulder strut disco wiggles, and midway through the second contest, homeboy said to me, “Are you challenging my Yo-Yo?” Ha! Classic! That was embedded in my head the rest of the day!

More heads showed up by 5pm and we had enough to run a full. The host, whose name was Mike, picked first. “I got Bobbito!” Oh, word? I didn’t even know he knew who I was! That was fresh. I had watched Kenny Anderson youtube highlights earlier so I was amped to throw blinds on the racetrack.

Harlem outdoor basketball–wouldn’t trade it for anything in the world! “Are you challenging my Yo-Yo?!!!”

5 Responses to ““Are You Challenging My Yo-Yo?””

  1. love life says:

    haha
    haha

    cool
    KOOL BOB!!

  2. Carlito Roc Tck Krew says:

    lol gotta love this city…

  3. Snake says:

    haha, good story Bob!

  4. Jeremy Ripley says:

    I am fondly reminded of the early-to-mid ’90s female MC Yo-Yo when I read this…haha!

    I’ve been able to play outside for the past few days, it’s refreshing.

    Bob-when are you telling us about your on-court ankle breakin’ escapades?!

  5. ILYD says:

    I was fondly reminded of the beastie boys:

    Tough guy, it’s time to check yourself
    Dribbling the ball like the biz can be bad for your health

    Tough guy, what you got to prove
    Moving like an elephant, that’s your favorite move
    Tough guy, your s*** is going out

    Tough guy

    Box me out with your fat a*s
    Throw me around like a bounce pass
    You’ve got tombstone hangin’ over your d***
    Cause a minor earthquake when you throw a moving pick

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