Yo–did you just see Gerald Green’s “Birthday Cake” Dunk in the N.O. Contest? Ha ha! He blew out the candle on a cupcake before catching the woof. Nice to see some imagination back in the mix. Okay, back to the first round action . . .

Yoo! Dwight Howard is hilarious! A Superman Cape? Ha ha! He didn’t even dunk the ball–I’m not mad at him though! He’s moving on to the next round. Gerald should award him the birthday cake! “Here, Dwight–It’s your birthday! You’re the first contestant to move on without touching your hand to the rim!”

This is great . . .

Oh, not to plug cupcakes, but Make My Cake on 116th and St. Nich in Harlem got the most ridiculous joints if you wanna get your sweet tooth on. Word.

Yo . . . This is unfair! Text messaging votes for the winner? I don’t own a cellphone, blackberry, or iphone. This is undemocratic! Dwight Dwight gets my nod for the left hand tap off the glass to the uh huh uh huh.

3 Responses to ““It’s Your Birthday, It’s Your Birthday . . .””

  1. Sean Couch says:

    cupcake, blowout the candles…

  2. Jeremy Ripley says:

    First things first:

    -Gerald Green’s Vertical III’s with the gradient pattern and “Twice As Nice” on the heel…Wow…Give me two pairs, word to Murphy Lee!

    -Dwight, I loved the creativity, but when you mentioned the Souljah Boy song was your favorite piece, I lost a lot of respect for you…I think you shoulda busted that dunk to Redman’s “Sooperman Lover”. And–Is it a “dunk” if you don’t actually hit the hand on the rim??? First and third dunks were NICE…

    -G2’s efforts will of course fly under the radar. His cupcake joint was hilarious, and I’d challenge any of those fans in the crowd to do that dunk barefooted! I’m guessing those were the green socks he won the first contest in?!

    I’m Looking At the Front Door_

    Jeremy

  3. CasUno says:

    Green was no match for the tallman w/ creativity, all of Howard’s dunks were nuts and never seen before, including the art of dunking w/o dunking….
    Birthday cake ish was made for replay, I loved it.
    Keep rockin those Celtic green socks, homeboy.

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